March 1, 2010
Welcome to March everyone! We pupsters are gearing up for Spring. We have had a few days of sun and talk about being revitalized! We are getting ready for the “Wrestling Season”, but don’t tell Mom! We are in serious training now, a little weight lifting, pushups and situps. We are hoping to draw more foster journal fans this year for our bouts. We just wish Mom would be more receptive to the sport for then we could probably talk her into some really neat uniforms. We’ll work on her this season and see if we cannot get her to come around to our way of thinking.
March 2, 2010
Mom, please don’t tell the rest of the guys Santo is doing this because they will make fun of me. I just can’t help it. I just can’t kick this obsession I have and your finger surely is much better than those pacifiers I see hanging out of baby’s mouths. I know I can kick this dependency eventually, but for right now Mom, thank you for understanding my needs and being here for me.
March 3, 2010
Yoo Hoo, Tianna could you just pay attention for a few minutes please? You have been napping most of the day. Promise here needs someone to talk to. I can’t talk to Mom about this for she wouldn’t really understand. You know I am really in love with Bishop. Yeh, I know he is a Shih Tzu, but I just can’t help myself. Well, he just doesn’t seem to have any interest in me so I was wondering if you could give me some advice for all the boys seem to really like you. Maybe I need to change my hair color or my hair do.
March 4, 2010
What do you mean I am screaming???? Geez, Mom, give Claire a break…sometimes it takes a bit of vocalizing to get your attention! Marco is so laid back that he will not express his opinion. Someone…not mentioning any names, is deliberately blocking the doggy door so that no one has access to getting outside. That “someone” is thoroughly enjoying themselves. Let me give you a hint…white, male, and a poop eater. I see recognition in your eyes…must have been the poop eater hint!
March 5, 2010
Mom, I do not have a smirk on my face! I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. No, it was not Haley here that created the disagreement a few minutes ago. I would never intentionally tell any of the other pupsters what to do, push them off their bed, steal their toy or give them a butt slap. It surely had to be someone else. Why don’t you check with Noodles? You know he can really have an attitude sometimes.